The Christmas Song (short version) - Billy Crystal
Monster Holiday - Lon Chaney
Waldo, The Friendly Elf - Slim Thompson & The Fat Cats
Santa Claus Is Watching You (1985 version) - Ray Stevens
(request ditty) (sung by caller) - Ron Meyers from Norfolk, VA
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
Father Christmas - The Kinks
The Beatles' Christmas Record (excerpt with "Good King Wenceslas" and "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer") - The Beatles
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
A Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer
I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)
Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
The Cat And The Christmas Tree - Jay North
A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
Merry Christmas, Baby - Charles Brown
Ask A Passing Temporary - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
The Night Before Christmas - Basil Rathbone
#5 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
#4 Wrappin' The Bear - Tri-Five f/ Mike & Bud [misannounced as Bob]
#3 Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 The Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
#1 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
next week: the Funny 25 for the whole year 1986