The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - May 18, 1986 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: very short songs
Burning Down The (Cartoon) House - Bob Rumbaugh 'N' Basketcase
Part-Time Plumbers - Cover Boys
The Old Dope Peddler (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Let's Call In Sick - Big Daddy Graham
Nuns - Big Daddy Graham
The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer

Fairfax Avenue - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
India - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
Sarah Jane - The Tune Wranglers
Big Butt - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
Richter Scale - The Quidnuncs
Chime Bells - Elton Britt

26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
Her Majesty - The Beatles
The Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
Moisture - The Residents
The History Of Rock And Roll - Andy Partridge
A Swift One - Martin Chambers
Cum On Feel The Noize - Neil Innes & Son

Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams
Evelyn, A Modified Dog - Frank Zappa
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic Flea Band
Boogie - John Hartford

Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
Batteries Not Included - Sparks
Bear In There - Shel Silverstein
I Like Food - The Descendants
Fidomeal - Stevens & Grdnic
Caffeine Zombie (w/ intro) - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Little Toot - Maclean & Maclean
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Jimmy Jet And His TV Set - Shel Silverstein
The French Mistake - Mel Brooks
Vanderhalen Bros. Medley - Ken Johnson & Jim Tofte

I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper - Erika Eigen
Henry Kissinger - Monty Python
Minnie's Yoo-Hoo (short version) - anonymous
I Got No Common Sense - Ivor Cutler
Slopposition - Bob Miller
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champlain College Drones
I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer
Andy The Dentist - Thunderclap Newman
George Of The Jungle - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
Be A Hobo - Moondog
The Bomb - Whimsical Will

Bobby/I Do The Watusi - Howie Mandel
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

#5 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald
#4 Rap-Around - Chick Hearn
#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. Demento

#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
You Need Hands (edit) - Eydie Gorme