The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - July 13, 1986 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: continue our survey of dementia where you least expect it (funny records by normally serious rock 'n' roll bands and artists)
The Richter Scale - Quidnuncs
Walkman Hazards - Wild Bill Karpenko
Little Blue Riding Hood - Stan Freberg
I Saw Mommy And Daddy Fighting - Marina Swingers
Rachel Dear - Steven Wright
Imelda's Shoes - Pinkard & Bowden

Smut (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Smut - The Other Half
Record Ratings - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Le Burp - The Harvard Men
Pongfrontation - Whimsical Will

Keith Richard's Blood - Bowser & Blue
Back In The Days - Bob Batson
I Love Chocolate - Chris Wallace
I Love Chocolate (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Pet Shop - Monty Python

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict - Pink Floyd

The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

Plexiglas Toilet - Styx
Big Ten-Inch Record - Aerosmith
Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Van Halen
Emperor Of The Highway - Todd Rundgren

Toast - Streetband f/ Paul Young
No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band
Take Off (single version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Happy Trails - Van Halen
Deep Night (excerpt) - Rudy Vallee & His Connecticut Yankees
The Drunkard Song (take 2) - Rudy Vallee & His Connecticut Yankees

#5 Roaches - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
#4 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips

#1 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
next week: my special guest Eddie Maxwell, who wrote the lyrics to "Pico And Sepulveda"