Cuanto Le Gusta - Carmen Miranda & The Andrews Sisters
Sixpence - The Escorts
I'm In The Mood For Love - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
County Fair - The Beach Boys
Puttin' On The Ritz (w/ intro) - Mel Brooks (from Young Frankenstein)
Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon
Puttin' On The Ritz (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups
Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
Disco Tech - Homemade Theatre
I Can't Dance - Allan Sherman
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
Christmas Goose - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Ballad Of The Rat (new version) - Phil Solis & Glenn Greasby
The Speck - Larry Verne
The Fly - Michael Peyser & The Swat Team
The Brady Bunch - "Weird Al" Yankovic
excerpt from The Great Gildersleeve
excerpt from The Fred Allen Show
excerpt from The Great Gildersleeve
The Lone Ranger theme
excerpt from The Howdy Doody Show
Television (excerpt) - Zeke Manners
Along Came Jones - The Coasters
What Did You Do Before You Had TV? (excerpt) - The Sandpipers
excerpt from Captain Kangaroo
Tele-Vee-Shun' (album version) - Stan Freberg
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine
"Living Color" jingle
I'm The Slime - The Mothers
TVGB's - Tyler von Jeebes
The Fall Of Television - Whimsical Will
Cheerleaders On Drugs (album version) (w/ intro) - Uncle Bonsai
#5 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#4 Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
#3 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
#2 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
EXTRA: Minnie The Moocher - Cab Calloway
#1 Elevator To Menswear (w/ intro) - Looney Tunes
next week: TV stars who've tried to have hit tunes
in three weeks: Emo Philips will be our guest