Life Sucks, Then You Die - The Fools
Nifty Body Bags - Royal Canadian Air Farce
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Polkacide
The Blob - The Five Blobs
Grow For Me - Seymour (Rick Moranis, from Little Shop Of Horrors)
My Wife Left Town With A Banana - Carlos Borzenie, Sr.
(Breakfast With) Joe, The Love Potato - Duck Logic
George Of The Jungle - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Rawhide - The Chaps
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
You Never Know - Charlie Drake
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Pickup Interruptus - Royal Canadian Air Farce
Stinky Breath - Doctor Badbreath
Inflationary Language - Victor Borge
Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Jeep - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Del Porter)
Chloe - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Red Ingle)
That Old Black Magic - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Carl Grayson)
April Showers - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Doodles Weaver)
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ George Rock)
I Went To Your Wedding - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Sir Fredric Gas [Earl Bennett])
Dinner By Candlelight - Royal Canadian Air Farce
Either Way Is Fine With Me - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
#5 The ABC's Of Dead Russian Leaders - Tim Cavanagh
#4 Polka Party! - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 I Love Chocolate - Chris Wallace
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Training Pants Song - Little Learners
#1 Dentist! - Steve Martin
next week: chicken songs