One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash & The Tennessee Three
Sweet Transvestite (sung by caller) - Tom Colon from Middletown, NY
Sweet Transvestite - Frank N Furter (Tim Curry)
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons
The Deejay's Philosopher - Eddie "The Old Philosopher" Lawrence
Titties And Beer (1979 censored version) - Frank Zappa
(You Gotta) Fight For You Right (To Party!) - Whimsical Will
Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
I Feel Like An Onion Ring - ?Syntax Error
Mr. Ed - Tiny Tim
In The Wintertime - Tim Considine & Mike Kelley
On The Amazon - Don McLean
The Big Rock Candy Mountains - Haywire Mac
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
Waiting In The Car - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Mr. Grillon - The George Garabedian Players w/ Walker Edmiston
Good Enough For Now - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Let's Make Love In A Microwave - LaZoo
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
The Story Of The W.C. - anonymous
The Teddy Bear's Picnic - The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
Send Me To Glory In A Glad Bag - John Biggs
#5 Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck - Krypton
#4 Frozen Embryo Song - 3 Guys From Hollywood
EXTRA: I Hold Your Hand In Mine (live) - Tom Lehrer
#3 Mean Green Mother From Outerspace - Levi Stubbs
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Smokum Hokum - Lee Alden & Jack Barron
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
next week: Mason Williams will be profiled