Deteriorata - National Lampoon
Yuppie Drone - The Pheromones
Little Toot - Maclean & Maclean
The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
I Got A Wife - Mark IV
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
I'll Never Work There Any More - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Abominable Snowman In The Market - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
Famous Truckdrivers' School Of Songwriting - Travesty, Ltd.
The Fruit Song - Martin Mull
Cheapest Tattoo - Wally Wingert
Pickle Jam - Barbie & The Big Cheese Band
I Like 'Em Big And Stupid - Julie Brown
I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
You Eat Too Much - Harold Burrage
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
The Whistler And His Dog (edit) - Arthur Pryor's Band
Hot Dog Boogie - Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs Directed By Carl Weismann
Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre - John Mammoser
Cold War - The Fugs
The Human Race - The Frantics
#5 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
#4 Beastie Wrap - The Utensils
#3 Vanna, Pick Me A Letter - Dr. Dave
#2 Shriner's Convention - Ray Stevens
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: My Pal Foot Foot - The Shaggs
#1 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
next week: records made by children