Stinky Breath - Doctor Badbreath
Horrible Breath - Fresh
Harry's Jockstrap - Dickie Goodman
Boris The Spider - The Who
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
Six Jerks In A Jeep - The Andrews Sisters
Romping Through The Swamp - Dave Van Ronk & The Hudson Dusters
A Little More Gauze - Mike Nichols & Elaine May
Moleskin - The Boffo Yux Dudes
Ten Little Bottles - Johnny Bond
Wash No Dishes No More - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
I Love Chocolate - Chris Wallace
Trade Description Act - Monty Python
The Dentist - Bill Cosby
Five Minute Love Affair - Johnny Bond
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Cigarette Medley:
Smokin' In The Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
With Men Who Know Tobacco Best (It's Women Two To One) - Tex Williams
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke - '68 - Tex Williams
It's A Real World (After All) - Duck Logic
#5 Gonna Buy Me a Dog - The Monkees
request for Squirrels (rapped by callers) - Brook Cowise? & Brian Jones
#4 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#3 Elvis Is Everywhere (Edited Version) - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
#2 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Free Form Guitar - Chicago Transit Authority
#1 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
next week: dementia goes to the movies