Ajax Liquor Store - Hudson & Landry
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
Mr. Veedle - Lily Tomlin
The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller
Star Wars Vs. Santa Claus - Kevin Meagher
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python
Hypocrites - Rusty Angel
They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
I Wanna Be A Flintstone - The Screaming Blue Messiahs
With My Little Ukulele In My Hand - George Formby
That's My Boy - Stan Freberg
Memo To Droola - Nancy White
Let's Have A Drug Free Christmas - Tim Cavanagh
Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most (early fade) - Shel Silverstein
Clarence - Shel Silverstein
A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
Crowded Bathtub - Shel Silverstein
Freakin' At The Freaker's Ball - Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
Bury Me In My Shades - Shel Silverstein
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
Food Blues - Bobby Bare
Plastic - The Serendipity Singers
Jimmy Jet And His TV Set - Shel Silverstein
The Unicorn - The Irish Rovers
#5 I Want Your Sox - Iceman
#4 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#3 One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Elvis Is Everywhere (Edited Version) - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
#1 Star Trekkin' (simulated Canadian single edit) - The Firm
next week: Barnes & Barnes are going to be my guests
in two weeks: Christmas/Hanukkah
in three weeks: Christmas
in four weeks: we tabulate the Funny 25 for the entire year of 1987