Santa Claus Is Watching You (1985 version) - Ray Stevens
Monsters' Holiday - Bobby "Boris" Pickett
Wrappin' The Bear - Tri 5 f/ Mike & Bud
Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Santa And The Satellite - Buchanan & Goodman
Star Wars Vs. Santa Claus - Elftones
I Want You For Christmas - Mae Questel
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
Relatives Are Coming To Town - Roger's Yuletide Revue
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud
Christmas Greetings From Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson
Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
The Christmas Song (short version) - Billy Crystal
Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
I'm Going Out Of My Mind...It's Christmas Time - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Third Floor Santa - Ben DeMotto
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
#5 A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
#4 Let's Have A Drug Free Christmas - Tim Cavanagh
#3 Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Christmas Cut-Up - Whimsical Will
#2 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: O Holy Night - William J. Amerling
#1 The Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
next week: another 2 hours of yuletide yuks