Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Trade Description Act - Monty Python
Abominable Snowman In The Market - Jonathan Richman
The Streak - Ray Stevens
Let's Make The Water Turn Black (remix) - The Mothers Of Invention
Stinkfoot - Frank Zappa
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
Charlie Brown - The Coasters
Cemetery Polka - Tom Waits
Boris The Spider - The Who
Grow For Me - Rick Moranis (from Little Shop Of Horrors)
Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
Down In Hollywood - Ry Cooder
Tonto's Cowboy Bank - Firesign Theatre
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Frog Man" Henry
Cold War - The Fugs
The Dentist (Himself version) - Bill Cosby
Mother's Lament - Cream
Army Song - chorus from The Threepenny Opera
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
The Three Faces of Al (Beginning) - Firesign Theatre
Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict - Pink Floyd
Steam Railroading Under Thundering Skies (excerpt)
Polka Party - "Weird Al" Yankovic
WPLJ - Frank Zappa
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Also Sprach Zarathustra - Portsmouth Sinfonia
#5 Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian - John Prine
#4 Bikini Full Of Trouble - Stevens & Grdnic
#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#2 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald
#1 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara