Nicaragua - Jose Gumbo & His Mariachi Mercenaries
Managua, Nicaragua (excerpt) - Freddy Martin & His Orchestra
Elevator Music - The Reagan Bros. & The Attractive Trio
Finding The Microphone/Duck-Billed Platitudes - Emo Philips
They Gotta Quit Kickin' My Dawg Aroun' - Rosy McHargue
Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
Dinner Rap - Whimsical Will
Hank, Karen And Elvis - The Young Fresh Fellows
Drowning In The Surf - Stan Ross
Cut My Own Head Off - John Bartles
Pool Table - Andy Griffith
The Man From Colorado - The Unchartables
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Everybody Has To Have A Mother - Alice Stone
The Mother Song - Goldberg-Miller Blues Band
Oedipus Rex - Tom Lehrer
Motherly Love - The Mothers Of Invention
Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers Of Invention
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body - The Mothers Of Invention
I'm The Slime - The Mothers
America Drinks And Goes Home - The Mothers Of Invention
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
Alexander's Ragtime Band - Collins & Harlan
Time Keeper - The Panther Players
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Don't Never Hurt Your Mother - Dave Allen
#5 Would Jesus Wear A Rolex - Ray Stevens
#4 Beer Nuts - Bird & MacDonald
#3 Rap Around - Chick Hearn
#2 Big Balls - AC/DC
#1 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald