Dentist! - Steve Martin
Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller
Hal And Lulu - The Amazing Pink Things
Outside Of A Small Circle Of Friends - Phil Ochs
El Pizza - Dudley
A Tale Of The Ticker - Frank Crumit
Spit - The Prodigy Theatre
Stayin' Alive - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Mummy's In A Jam - Jeff Taylor
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Hollywood Holiday - Bebe Daniels, Ben Lyon & Skeets Gallagher
Movie Medley:
Animal Crackers In My Soup - Shirley Temple
Surfin' Bird - Pee Wee Herman
Jews In Space - Mel Brooks
I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper - Erika Eigen
Aba Daba Honeymoon - Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter
Trail Of The Lonesome Pine - Laurel & Hardy
Cow Patti - Jim Stafford
Hotcha Cornia (Black Eyes) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap
The Earthquake Song - Little Girls
Broadway New York Song (ending only) - anonymous
Lost In The Ozone - Commander Cody
#5 Mean Green Mother From Outerspace - Levi Stubbs
#4 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Star Trekkin' (single version w/ alternate ending) - The Firm
#1 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys