I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
Summertime, Summertime - The Jamies
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard - Blotto
Roaches (early fade) - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
You Always Poke My Eye - Bud LaTour
Stars And Stripes - Dan Hart
Cosmic Debris (You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Sampler live 1984 version) - Frank Zappa
Arab, Alabama - Pinkard & Bowden
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
Melanoma Girl - Steven Banks
By The Beautiful Sea - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Save The Plankton - The Duh
I Am Whale - Ogden Edsl
I Shot Bambi's Mother - The Frantics
Dead Plankton (brief in-studio parody) - Dr. Demento
The Beerhunter - Bob & Doug McKenzie [briefly repeats at end]
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
Zum-Zum-Zum (A Stein Song) (excerpt) - Vocal Quartette, Male Voices (With Orchestra Accompaniment)
How Many Burps In A Bottle Of Beer (excerpt) - Frankie Yankovic
Glorious - Polkacide
Spuds - An Irish Lament - Tim Cavanagh
Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
Fifty-One Beers - Karl & Harty
Hangover - Krypton
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
#5 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
EXTRA: Pump Up The Bitter (excerpt) - Star Turn On 45 Pints
#4 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#3 Parents Just Don't Understand - D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
#2 Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 The Contra Rap - Rich Little
next week: special guests Pinkard & Bowden