The Day I Tried To Teach Charlene MacKenzie How To Drive - Ray Stevens
Driving Instructor (pilot script for a new TV series) - Bob Newhart
No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band
Nose Boogie - Marion Weissman
(She Got A) Nose Job - The Dellwoods
Boys Just Want To Have Sex - Exude
How Was I To Know? - Barry & The Bookbinders
Telephone Man - Hyapatia Lee
One More Minite - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Teen Angel (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Teen Angel (The Untold Story) - Wacko Radio
Rewriting The National Anthem - Albert Brooks
Johnny B. Minor - Steve Laylan & The Ruined Choir
Pee-Wee Herman Had A Farm - Pee-Wee Herman & Vance The Pig
Born In East L.A. - Cheech & Chong
Betty Boop Opening Theme - Mae Questel
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
Dentist! (single version) - Steve Martin (w/ Bill Murray)
Dangerous Business - Warren Beatty & Dustin Hoffman
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
#5 Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
#4 Hey Roger! - Whimsical Will
#3 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Bilbo's Doggone Sing-Along - Ron Bianco & Bilbo
#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
next week: classical music; hunting season