The Intro And The Outro - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
The Ding Dong Song - Williams & Ree
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons
The Last Temptation Of Schwarzenegger - John Mammoser
Fish Heads - Alliance
Canadian Customs - Cathy Ladman
Donald Where's Your Troosers? - Andy Stewart
I'm The Slime - The Mothers
Nobody - Bert Williams
When You Come To The End Of A Lollipop - Jerry Mahoney & Paul Winchell
I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic
An Average Song - Allan Sherman
Hummingbirds - "Weird Al" Yankovic & Wendy Carlos
Jobs/Beatles CD's - Dennis Miller
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Tom Waits
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Boiled Chicken - Horowitz & Spector
Either Way Is Fine With Me - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Reagan, Bush, Dukakis - Will Durst
Alvin For President - David Seville & The Chipmunks
Election '88 - Whimsical Will
John Lennon For President (excerpt) - David Peel & The Super Apple Band
Presidential Interview (edit) - Eric Houg
Get Out And Vote (edit) - Johnny Standley w/ Jimmy Sheldon's Orchestra
Farmer Song - B'Jarco
#5 The Sounds Of Sinus - Mark Young
#4 I Think I'm A Clone Now - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop
#2 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#1 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
next week: automotive dementia (car songs)