Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Walkin' In My Winter Underwear - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Take This Job And Shove It (edit) - Kevin Matthews
Wild Thing - Sam Kinison
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers
Hanukah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
Mama Look At Bubu - Harry Belafonte
Papa Pygmy - Radio Free Vestibule
Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets
I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoeing Thru The Tulips - Tiny Tim
Caterwaul Of The Bells - The Tabbynacle Choir w/ The Fleaharmonic Orchestra
Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolf
Chiller - Wally Wingert
Walking In An Icy Parking Lot - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Equipment Check - Dan Murphy
Skier's Lament - Paul Scimonelli
Super Skier - The Chad Mitchell Trio
Super Skier's Last Race - Bob Gibson
White Christmas (excerpt) - Jimmy
My Toboggan - Bruce Toews
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 live 1979 version) (edit/early fade) - Frank Zappa
#5 Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Single Version) - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
#4 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
interview with Kip Addotta
#3 Ikey And Mikey - Benny Bell
#2 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
#1 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable - John Mammoser
next week: more Christmas crazies; a visit with Ivor Biggun
the week before Mr. Bush's inauguration: goodbye Reagan