The Dr. Demento Show (live on KLSX) - September 18, 1988 (7p-9p)

Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
Lumberjack Song - Monty Python
County Fair - The Beach Boys
Light My Fire - Del Rubio Triplets

Demented News With Whimsical Will
Rewriting The National Anthem - Albert Brooks
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

Huggin' And Chalkin' - Bob Scobey/Clancy Hayes
If You Wanna Be A Bird - The Holy Modal Rounders
Chloe - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Red Ingle)
Honeymooners Rap - Joe Piscopo w/ Eddie Murphy & D.S.T.

It Came From Outer Space - Chip Douglas
Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
? (brief accidental excerpt) - Rotondi
Happy Birthday (Placebo E.P. version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Polka Changed My Life Today - Rotondi
It's Sister Ginny's Turn To Throw The Bomb - The Glencoves
Roger Boom - Larry Hooper
Fatal Beatings - Rowan Atkinson & Angus Deayton
The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Gianotta (w/ Phil Camarata & Tommy Cardinale)

Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Camouflage - Stan Ridgway
Lizard Heads - Sean Hale

#5 Gridlock - The Utensils
#4 Sit On My Face - Monty Python

#3 Johnny B. Minor - Steve Laylan & The Ruined Choir
#2 Star Trekkin' - The Firm

#1 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
next week: baseball
in two weeks: a century of dementia
in three weeks: the world's shortest demented discs