The Dr. Demento Show (live on KLSX) - December 25, 1988 (8p-10p)

Special Topic: some of the most hilarious holiday humor in history

Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John [cuts off before fade]
Everywhere It's Christmas - The Beatles [cuts off before fade]
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
We're Getting Massaged For Christmas - Corky Quakenbush
12 Days Of Christmas - Bob Newhart
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Rock 'n Roll Santa - Liverlips McGrowl
I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus - The Fibs
It's Another Joyful Elvis Presley Christmas - Serious Bros.
A Message From The King - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

A Sleighride Party - Haydn Quartet
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson
Reindeer Boogie - Hank Snow & His Rainbow Ranch Boys
Six White Boomers - Rolf Harris
I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek - The Go Go's [announced as The GoJos]
The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp

My Birthday Comes On Christmas - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Merry Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence

The Night Before Christmas - Basil Rathbone
A "Gluey Christmas" Montage - various artists

Have a Gluey Christmas - "Little" Georgie Holliday
Santa Caught A Cold On Christmas Eve - Dick & Richard
The Wildest Christmas - The Rumbles
Santa Is A Hippie - Don Sneed
Happy Hairy Hippy Harry Claus - Rocki Lane & The Gross Group
Outer Space Santa - Lawrence Welk
Zoot, Zoot, Zoot, Here Comes Santa In His New Space Suit - Tiny Tim
Weach For The Wafter, Santa - Kenny Bowers w/ Jimmy Carroll & His Orchestra

I Was Santa Claus At The Schoolhouse (For The PTA) - Yogi Yorgesson
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas - The Goons

I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)
The Wrong Way To Celebrate Christmas (edit) - Rev. Edward Clayborn
They Had A Merry Christmas - Lance Brown
My Night Before Christmas - Julie Brown
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones

Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
#5 Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta

#3 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
#2 Christmas Balls - Ben Light
I'm A Christmas Tree (brief accidental excerpt) - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)

#1 The Twelve Days Of Christmas (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
next week: the Funny 25