Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Lumberjack Song (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
Plastic Or Paper - The Bobs
Abominable Snowman In The Market - Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash & The Tennessee Three
Schlock Rod (Part 1) - Jan & Dean
Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
After Christmas Syndrome - "A" Side Willie
Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Intoxicated Rat - The Dixon Bros.
Partyin' Kangaroos - Cyril May
The Bumble Bee Invaded A Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoeing Thru The Tulips - Tiny Tim
Engineers' Rap - Run G.M.C.
3 Blind Jellyfish - The Scaffold
The Hair Piece (w/ intro) - George Carlin
My Hair - Kate O'Neal
Ducktail (edit) - Rudy "Tutti" Grayzell
Leave My Sideburns Be (excerpt) - Steve Schickel
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edward Byrnes & Connie Stevens
Hair (excerpt) - The Cowsills
Almost Cut My Hair (excerpt) - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
I'm Not Gonna Be A Hippie Anymore (excerpt) - Keith Herrick
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow - Jesse Goldberg
Frankfurter Sandwiches - The Streamliners f/ Joanne
#5 Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups
#4 Second Week Of Deer Camp - Da Yoopers
#3 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#1 Doctorin' The Tardis (demented mix) - The Timelords
next week: farewell to President Reagan