Everyone Says I Love You - Groucho & Chico Marx
Locked In The Closet With You (original version) - SuLu
Love Poems: "To The Lovely Juanita Beasley" - Andy Griffith
Tapeworm Of Love - I, Brute Force
I Hold Your Hand In Mine (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Basketball Jones Featuring Tyrone Shoelaces - Cheech & Chong
Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
Brain Toast - Slack
Brain Damage - Brewer & Shipley
Sleep Neat - Neal Gladstone
(I've Got Those "Wake Up, Seven-Thirty - Wash Your Ears They're Dirty - Eat Your Eggs And Oatmeal - Rush To School") Blues - Jimmy Boyd
Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Jim's Guide To Road Signs (edit) - Jim Samuels
Millie With The Silly Grin - Bill Dursen
The Rat - Phil Solis w/ Glenn Greasby
A Gnu - Flanders & Swann
I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins
Can You Dig It? - Jerry Samuels
Madalena Hadalena - The Marshmellows
The Fat Man - radio theme
300 Pounds Of Joy (excerpt) - Howlin' Wolf
Huggin' And A-Chalkin' - Bob Scobey's Frisco Band f/ Clancy Hayes
My Pretty Shoo-gah (edit) - Tony Bennett
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Overweight Blues - Bood & Felice Bryant
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
Fat - Violent Femmes
Hail To Thee, Fat Person - Allan Sherman
#5 Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 99 Dead Baboons - Tim Cavanagh
#3 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#2 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#1 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable - John Mammoser
next week: all-request show