My Dead Dog Rover - Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank
Pet Shop - Monty Python
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Keep Them Cold Icy Fingers Off Of Me - Homer & Jethro
I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoeing Thru The Tulips - Tiny Tim
The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper
Punk Rock Girl - The Dead Milkmen
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
Find An Ugly Woman - Cash Money & Marvelous
Snits - Landry & Biener
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - Lewis Lee
Amoeba Hop - Christine Lavin
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
Three Mile Island Beatles - Russell Hoffman
Three Mile Island - Pinkard & Bowden
Yucca Flat - Orson Bean
Bobby Thomson's Shot Heard 'Round The World (excerpt) - from Baseball's Greatest Hits
Tommy Lasorda Talkin' About Dave Kingman - from Baseball's Greatest Hits
D-O-D-G-E-R-S Song (Oh, Really? No, O'Malley) - Danny Kaye
That Baseball Rag (excerpt) - Arthur Collins
Baseball And Football - George Carlin
Van Lingle Mungo - Dave Frishberg
Who's On First (live April 17, 1947) - Abbott & Costello
A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request - Steve Goodman
Touch Yourself - Barnes & Barnes
Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me - Janet (Susan Sarandon), from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Cup Cakes - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
#5 Wappin' - Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell
#4 King Tut - Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
#3 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable - John Mammoser
#2 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#1 Adam West - The Caped Club f/ Wally Wingert
next week: streaking, 15 years after