Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Funny - Chuckhole & The Asphalts
I Got Stoned And I Missed It - Shel Silverstein
Sturdy Woman - Johnny & The Leisure Suits
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Libyan On A Jet Plane - Pinkard & Bowden
Who Hid The Halibut On The Poop Deck - Yogi Yorgesson
(Dr. Demento, The Friendliest Doctor We Know) (parody by caller) - Lois & Heidi Clark from Salt Lake City, UT
Casper The Friendly Ghost - Jess Harnell (Elvis Presley Style)
I'm Bugged At My Old Man - The Beach Boys
Papa's On The House Top - Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band
Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad - Homer & Jethro
My Father's Top Drawer - Peter Alsop
My Son Is A Freak - Alsen Naylor
I'm The Urban Spaceman (album version) - The Bonzo Dog Band
Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian - John Prine
Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
Slow Talkers Of America (A Night Of Two Stars version) - Bob & Ray
Breakfast With John And Blanche - Don Ameche & Frances Langford
Ajax Liquor Store - Hudson & Landry
The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin
Acupuncture - Cheech & Chong
Homeless - Jerry Percio
#5 Cloud Nine Motel - Farquahr
#4 Barbecue Spuds McKenzie - Dan Cryder & The Four Q's
#3 Wappin' - Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell
#2 Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
#1 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
next week: board the spaceship once again