Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Lumberjack Song (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
Plastic Or Paper - The Bobs
Abominable Snowman In The Market - Jonathan Richman
Demented News With Whimsical Will
After Christmas Syndrome - A-Side Willie
Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Shoehorn With Teeth - They Might Be Giants
I Want A New Duck - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Woody Woodpecker - Lother & The Hand People
Machines - Lothar & The Hand People
Automation - Allan Sherman
Madeira M'Dear (w/ intro) - The Limeliters
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
Sushi Baby - Bianca Flystrip Miller
Lee Harvey Was A Friend Of Mine - Homer Henderson
Hair Piece (w/ intro) - George Carlin
My Hair - Kate O'Neal
Ducktail - Rudy "Tutti" Grayzell
Leave My Sideburns Be (early fade) - Steve Schickel
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edd Byrnes & Connie Stevens
Hair (early fade) - The Cowsills
Almost Cut My Hair (brief accidental excerpt) - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Almost Cut My Hair (early fade) - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
I'm Not Gonna Be A Hippie Anymore (early fade) - Keith Herrick
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow - Jesse Goldberg
#5 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#4 Doctorin' The Tardis - The Timelords
#3 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
EXTRA: Where Your Eyes Don't Go - They Might Be Giants
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: Moisture - The Residents
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
next week: bid goodbye and farewell to Ronald Reagan