I Love Trash - Oscar (Sesame St.)
Smut - Tom Lehrer
Libyan On A Jet Plane - Pinkard & Bowden
Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Big John (Tower) - Jim Terr w/ Nancy Lumsden
The Metrorail - Claddagh
Death And Baseball - Mal Sharpe
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
Zombie Jamboree - The Kingston Trio
Three Mile Island Beatles - Russell Hoffman
Three Mile Island - Pinkard & Bowden
Jenifa Taught Me - De La Soul
Up On My Toes - The Jim & Tim Show
No Smoking - Landry & Biener
Commercial - Spanky & Our Gang
Legalize It - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
Rubber Biscuit - The Chips
Bad Boy - Larry Williams
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
Ain't Got No Home - Clarence "Frog Man" Henry
I Put A Spell On You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Say Man - Bo Diddley
I'm Bad - Bo Diddley
Buick '59 - The Medallions
Guided Missiles - The Cuff Links
Sh-Boom! - Stan Freberg
#5 Penis Envy - Uncle Bonsai
#4 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
#3 Burger Rap - Bird & MacDonald
#2 Touch Yourself - Barnes & Barnes
#1 Adam West - The Caped Club
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