The Bird On My Head - David Seville
Get A Haircut, Dad - Austin Lounge Lizards
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edd "Kookie" Byrnes & Connie Stevens
Monster Rap - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & Bobby Paine
Demented News With Whimsical Will
The Ballad Of Bethnal Green - Paddy Roberts
Can I Pawn My Teeth To You - Roy Esser
Mama Get Your Hammer - Bobby Peterson Quintet
NaCl - Kate & Anna McGarrigle
Biological Weapons - Pat Langdon
Cruel Shoes - Steve Martin
Why Don't Women Fold In The Middle? - Robert F. Scott
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh - Shel Silverstein
Pizza Face - Barnes & Barnes
Radio Shack - Guns N' Moses
Silicon Valley Guy - Don Data & The Rez-Tones
I Like Gumby - Jonathan Richman
Emergency On The Turnpike - Jean Shepherd
Porta Potty Six - Terry Morgan
Beep Beep - The Playmates
Cars And Driving (Edit #1) - George Carlin
Can't Get My Motor To Start - Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports
Stop Draggin' My Car Around - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Driving In San Francisco - Bill Cosby
Rube Haskin's Ride On The Cyclone Auto - Len & Henry Spencer
Australian Motor Insurance Claims - Jasper Carrott
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#5 She Drives Like Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck - Krypton
#3 Hey Rocky! - Boris Badenough
#2 Record Rap - Whimsical Will
#1 Who's On First (later version) - Abbott & Costello
next week: Canadian Dementia
in two weeks: our annual Halloween show
Addams Family Theme (excerpt) - Vic Mizzy
Cheerio, Cherry Lips, Cheerio - Gordon Wallace