Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Fatal Beatings - Rowan Atkinson & Angus Deayton
The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'N The Saddle
Mike Tyson As A Substitute Teacher (early fade) - Sinbad
Erik The Awful - Ray Stevens
Dueling Rappers - Prophets Of Boom
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
Are You Balding Tonight? - Dr. Daniel Kamen
Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley
Daisy A Day - Spike Jones, Jr.
The Marvelous Toy - Tom Paxton
Elvis' Rolls Royce - Was (Not Was)
Bitchin Camaro (edit) - The Dead Milkmen
What It Was, Was Football - Deacon Andy Griffith
My Football Hero (excerpt) - Bonnie Paul & The Americans
Football Freddy (excerpt) - Six Jumping Jacks
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
Pick Of The Week: Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
Baseball And Football - George Carlin
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
The Pep Talk - Bill Cosby
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Another Football Year (excerpt) - Betty Jean Robinson
Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. Demento [contest winners]
Boogie - John Hartford
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bombalurina
#5 (If U Want Free Speech) Go To Russia - Harry Shearer
#4 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#3 We Love Barney Fife - Guns N' Moses
#2 Uncle Jack Sez Relax - Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
#1 They Drive Me Brady - Guns N' Moses
next week: shortest demented songs