Tell Laura I Love Her - Billy Connolly
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
A Quayle Portrait - Jeff Ehrhart
Pick Of The Week: Dem Phones - Loose Bruce Kerr
Mr. Veedle - Lily Tomlin
Trade Description Act - Monty Python
Ask The Doc: Is all the stuff on WAY's video The Compleat Al really true, like did he really start out on your show?
My Bologna (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Something To Shoot - Chris Wall & The Rhythm Wranglers
I Like Guns - Robert Pell
One Of These Days - Pow! - Jackie Gleason
Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
Punk Polka - The Toons
The Crusher - The Novas
Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
I Can't Dance - Allan Sherman
Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing In A Hurry - Red Norvo & His Orchestra w/ Mildred Bailey
Dance Lesson Montage (from show #83-34)
Mystery Dance - Elvis Costello
Dance The Onion - The Sponge Awareness Foundation
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
#5 Dueling Presidents (edit) - Ed Bissot
#4 This Is Ponderous - 2nu
#3 If Pigs Had Wings - Heywood Banks
EXTRA: The Cat Song - The Keefes
#2 We Love Barney Fife - Guns N' Moses
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: demented songs by famous rock 'n' rollers
[Thanks to Tom McCown for supplying this playlist]