#21 Car Phone - Sheeler & Sheeler
#20 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#19 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#18 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#17 Comin' Back For More - C.W. McCall
#16 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#15 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#14 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
#13 I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
#12 Give Peaks A Chance - DJ Glazed Donut & The Knotted Cherry Stems
#11 Thank God I'm A Jewish Boy - Allan Lieberman
EXTRA: Cockroaches With Santa Hats On - Marian Bondurant & Rudy Lobo [misannounced as Marian Bondurant & Richard Lobo]
#10 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#9 Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#8 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#7 This Is Ponderous - 2nu
#6 Werecow - Flippy T. Fishead
#5 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#4 7-Eleven - Led Slurpee
#3 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#2 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
#1 Kick Ass USA - Milo Tremley
next week: tobacco pro and con
later in January: an all-request show
later in January: our annual tribute to Spike Jones
a year from now: do the Funny 25 countdown again