Chrissy, My Little Chromosexual - Kristy Vant/Pendleton Brown
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
Taxman (excerpt) - Liz Pasko
Turning Japanese - The Vapors
7-Eleven - Led Slurpee
Outside Of A Small Circle Of Friends - Phil Ochs
You're Nothin' But A Nothin' - Raymond Paige
If It Don't Fit (Don't Force It) - Barrelhouse Annie
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Shake And Bake Quake - DiCapua & Crone
Day After Day - Shango
Count 'Em Up Queek - 2nu
I Wanna Eat Your Pudding - Alvis Wayne
Something To Shoot - Chris Wall
I Shot Bambi's Mother - The Frantics
Save The Raccoon - Gabe Green
Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
Punk Polka - The Toons
The Crusher - The Novas
Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
I Can't Dance - Allan Sherman
Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing In A Hurry - Red Norvo/Mildred Bailey
Montage of old dance instruction records
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
The Cat Song - The Keefes
EXTRA: Money Song - Monty Python
#5 Give Peaks A Chance - DJ Glazed Donut & The Knotted Cherry Stems
#4 One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 The Universal Adjective - Pinkard & Bowden
#2 I Like - Heathen Dan
#1 Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue