Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
New Year's Resolutions - Laszlo & Gary
In 1992 - Vernon Dalhart
Mairzy Doats - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants
Yo, Christmas Tree (edit) - Bah Humbug
Cockroaches With Santa Hats On - Marian Bondurant & Richard Lobo
The Twelve Days After Christmas - Essence
Since Santa Claus Gave My Baby A Saxophone - Ivor Biggun & Jilly
Demented News With Whimsical Will
White Spots - Jesse Goldberg
Pet Shop - Monty Python
Stone Cold Dead In The Market - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Jordan
Gandhi - Death & Taxes
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement
Bagpipes That's My Bag - Ray Stevens
Introducing Tobacco To Civilization - Bob Newhart
Stepped In What? - Johnnie Johnson
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Cigarette Smoking - Bro. Sammy Shore
Put Down Your Cigarette Rag - Allen Ginsberg
Smoking Gun - Fugs
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke '68 - Tex Williams
EXTRA: In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
#5 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#4 Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
#3 No Smoking - Landry & Biener
#2 Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Star Trekkin' - The Firm