Ill Barkio - Spike Jones
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller
Dang Me - Roger Miller
Grandpa Died Laughing - Joe Keefe
Jingle Bells - St. Nick
A Terrorist Christmas - James & Kling
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Darlin' Sweet Oblivia - Groove Handle
Granny Takes A Trip - The Purple Gang
Boys In The Wood - Fraser Smith
Pistol To Me - Ace T. & The Hindenburg Ground Crew
Political Science - Randy Newman
We Won't Give 'Em Sex - Bianca Bob Miller & Flystrip
Don't Get Killed - Andy Breckman
It's Just My Kids - Scary Gary Alan
The Baby Zone - Glenn Super
Hippety Hop - Allen & Grier
Those Two Dreadful Children - Cruella da Ville
Mom Always Liked You Best - The Smothers Brothers
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year - The Hollytones
Good Old Days - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
EXTRA: Get Drunk With Dignity - Tim Cavanagh
#4 Help, I'm White And I Can't Get Down - Geezinslaws
#3 7-11 - Led Slurpee
#2 De Turdy Point Buck - Bananas At Large
EXTRA: Huntin' For Rudolph - Buck Hunter & The Boys
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: turkeys (worst records ever made)