Flight Attendant - Meryn Cadell
Dwarf Tossin' - Bouquet of Veal
Tall People - Wee Willie Small & The Little Band
Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong
Argument - Monty Python
The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'n the Saddle
Heavin' On A Jet Plane - The Barron Knights
White Spots - Jesse Goldberg
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Merry Minuet - The Kingston Trio
Abdul Abulbul Amir - Frank Crumit
White House - Liposuction Nightmare
She's Addicted to Clothes - Wally Pleasant
Shoppin' for Clothes - The Coasters
The Streak - Ray Stevens
Censor Us - Pinkard & Bowden
No Smoking - Landry & Biener
Hot Little Number - Quentin Jones & The Transient Band
Disco Boy - Frank Zappa
I Lost My Heart on a 747 - Tom Paxton
You Can't Walk Back From an Aeroplane - The Yacht Club Boys
Fly on a Plane - Christine Lavin
Come Josephine in My Flying Machine - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#5 PMS Airlines - Royal Canadian Air Farce
#4 I Can't Watch This - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: You Can Play My Sega - Whimsical Will
#3 The World's Worst Roommate - John Kruth
#2 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
EXTRA: The Terrible Operation Blues - Georgia Tom Dorsey w/ Jane Lucas
#1 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
next week: "love and romance" (Valentine's show)