Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Van Halen
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
Surfer Clerk - Bob Z.
Bang On The Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren
Demented News With Whimsical Will
You Are So Rare To Me - The Three Haircuts
Friends - The Police
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Sue Happy - Jesse Goldberg
My Attorney Bernie - Dave Frishberg
Punitive Damages - The Jerky Boys
One Million Lawyers - Tom Paxton
Hot Nuts - Johnny Baltimore
My Jeans Are Too Tight - Gerry House
Stinkfoot - Frank Zappa
Mother's Lament - Cream
Plexiglas Toilet - Styx
Take Off Your Clothes - "John & Yoko"
L. S. Bumblebee - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore
Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict - Pink Floyd
#5 Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D-Kups
#4 Dwarf Tossin' - Bouquet Of Veal
#3 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: detectives