Love Poems: "To The Lovely Juanita Beasley" - Andy Griffith
Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot - The Rudy Schwartz Project
Tapeworm Of Love - I, Brute Force
I Love Lucy Theme - Vocal - Desi Arnaz
I Got You Babe (late fade in) - Cher w/ Beavis & Butt-head
Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
Boogie - John Hartford
Neanderthal Man - Hotlegs
Everyone Says I Love You - The Marx Brothers
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic
You Are So Rare To Me - The Three Haircuts (Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, Howie Morris w/ Joe Reisman & his Orchestra)
Hey Nelda - Ned & Nelda
That Old Black Magic - Spike Jones
I Put a Spell on You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Come On-a My House - Rosemary Clooney
Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
Let's Make Lust - Jay Condom
Psychedelic Love - Johnny Walker
Na Cl - Kate & Anna McGarrigle
Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
I Hold Your Hand in Mine - Tom Lehrer
My Left Bootleg (Untie My Ankles) - D. J. Hazard
#5 500 Miles - The Complainers
#4 Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#3 Sensitive New Age Guys - Christine Lavin
#2 Weenie Whacker - The Therapy Sisters
EXTRA: Lorena - John Mammoser
#1 Way Down Deep (You're Shallow) - John Forster w/ Christine Lavin
next week: money