You Never Know - Heywood Banks
Marvin - Marvin The Paranoid Android
But, Officer - Steve Allen
The Old Dope Peddler - Tom Lehrer
Buzz the Fuzz - Biff Rose
Little Fat Policeman - The Sandpiper Singers with Mitch Miller's Orchestra
Big Cock-Roach - Kip Addotta
Demented News with Whimsical Will
The Ballad of Thunder Road - Robert Mitchum
Henry - The New Riders of The Purple Sage
Speed Trap - Hoyt Axton
Rudy Rudy - Harry Jeremy
The Cat Got Dead - Heywood Banks
A-Whalin' - The Foremen
The Dinosaur Song - Heywood Banks
In the Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens - Ray Stevens
Cops with Attitude - Harry Shearer
Crazy Blues (excerpt) - Mamie Smith
The Policeman's Song - Danny Kaye
The Loser - Dr. Hal Ross
The Unreleased She Loves You (Inspired By Dr Strangelove) - Peter Sellers
Friendship - Ray Charles & Ricky Skaggs
Friends - The Police
Lazin' in the Shade (of the Information Super-Highway) - The Foremen
#5 Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
#4 Losing My Religion - The Benzedrine Monks of Santo Domonica
#3 God Told Me To Rob the 7-11 - Dick Price
EXTRA: (Don't Mix Ammonia with Clorox) - Dick Price
#2 Down with V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
#1 A Trip to Jurassic Park - Whimsical Will
EXTRA: The Farewell Toast - Mike Cross
next week: all-request show