Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
The Jazzy Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
I'm My Own Grandpa - Homer & Jethro
Demented News With Whimsical Will (brief accidental excerpt)
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Harley-Davidson Polka - Happy Schnapps Combo
Wolf Creek Pass - C. W. McCall
I've Been Defrosting All Day - The Housewives
There's A Man Who Comes To Our House - Sweet Violet Boys
Edna - Strapped
Do The Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Boneheads
Baby Sittin' Boogie - Buzz Clifford
My Daughter - Bob Goldthwait
The Baby Zone - Glenn Super
Annie Had A Baby - The Midnighters f/ Hank Ballard
Benny's From Heaven (edit) - Eddie Jefferson
Get A Load Of This - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Taco Grande - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Tacos For Two - Lalo Guerrero
Pthbbtt - The Sad Pack
Babies And Children (brief accidental excerpt) - Robin Williams
Lumberjack Song (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python
The Best Friend I've Ever Had - James & Kling
Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs - The Mrs Ackroyd Band
Life Sucks Then You Die (w/ intro) - The Fools
Memo To Droola - Nancy White
Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Stress - Jim Infantino
#4 Babies And Children (edit) - Robin Williams
#3 Down With V. E. G. - Amazing Onionheads
#2 Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
#1 Existential Blues - Tom (T-Bone) Stankus
next week: dogs
in four weeks: our annual demented Star Trek tribute