I Don't Get Paid - Skip
Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage - Killer Pussy
Who's Next - Tom Lehrer
Political Science - Randy Newman
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Bark Off - Jeff Ehrhart
Dog Police - Dog Police
99 Cops - Brian Dewan
Lazy Mary - Lou Monte
Rats In My Room - Leona Anderson
The Ants Are Marching - Donald Duck
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement
Food Innuendo Guy - Adam Sandler
Please Pass The Biscuits - Gene Sullivan
Butt Steak - Joey Skidmore
Thrillseeker - Fred Stoller
Nigel - Groove Handle
My Hometown - Tom Lehrer
Miami - Martin Mull
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - Four Lads
Downtown Downers Grove - Emo Phillips
Welcome To Hollywood - The Asylum Choir
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
#5 Stress - Jim Infantino
#4 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell/Paul Wynn
#3 Hittin' Bedrock - Whimsical Will
#2 God Told Me To Rob The 7-11 - Dick Price
#1 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
next week: the funny side of football