O.J. Everyday - Faust & Lewis
Ya Gotta Be A Football Hero (excerpt) - Crewcuts
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
The Smallest Thing Known To Man - Lorne Elliott
Balls (excerpt) - from Listen With Mother
Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Uncorrected Personality Traits - Robyn Hitchcock
Another Booger Song - Snot Rockmore
Thrill Seeker - Fred Stoller
Zilch - The Monkees
The Vatican Rag - Tom Lehrer
Linoleum - Barnes & Barnes
The Intergalactic Laxative - Donovan
Banana, What A Crazy Fruit - Rusty Canyon
There Ain't No Left Left - The Foremen
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - The Employees
I Am A Squid - Paul Anderson
Road Kill - Milo Tremley
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
Love Poems: To The Lovely Juanita Beasley - Andy Griffith
Everyone Says I Love You - Chico Marx
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
The Great Train Robbery - from Beyond The Fringe
Send 'Em Back - The Foremen
#5 Rock Rap - Part 2 - Whimsical Will
#4 No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat - Happy Schnapps Combo
#3 My Girlfriend Is Inflatable - John Mammoser
#2 Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck - Krypton
#1 Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues - Todd Snider
next week: funny non-love songs (breaking up and divorce and so on)