Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I'd Rather Be Dead - Nilsson
Thorazine Shuffle - Modern Entertainment
Boogie In Your Butt - Eddie Murphy
Demented News With Whimsical Will [f/ Record Rap]
There Ain't No Left Left - The Foremen
William Shakespeare's In My Cat - The Arrogant Worms
Cat-A-List - Oscar Brand
Machines - Lothar & The Hand People
Stupid Day Job - Wally Pleasant
Computer Salesman - The Frantics
Uncorrected Personality Traits - Robyn Hitchcock
I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins
Peanut Butter (excerpt) - The Marathons
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones (edit) - The Hoosier Hot Shots
I'm Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Street Cries Of Charleston (excerpt) - anonymous
Banana Boat Song - Stan Freberg
Japanese Banana - David Seville & The Chipmunks
Homegrown Tomatoes - Guy Clark
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - Lewis Lee
Burl Ives medley - Burl Ives
Happy Happy Joy Joy - John Kricfalusi & Chris Reccardi
#5 Nigel - Groove Handle
#4 Sensitive New Age Guys - Christine Lavin
#3 Particle Man - They Might Be Giants
#2 (I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A) Frontal Lobotomy - Dr. Rock (Randy Hanzlick, MD)
#1 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
next week: rock 'n' roll dementia (including funny songs by some big stars not normally associated with funny songs)