I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
The Bird On My Head - The Music Of David Seville
Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
The Elements (live) - Tom Lehrer
Grooming Mr. Grimley - Joe Keefe
Sittin' Up With The Dead - Ray Stevens
Demented News With Whimsical Will
First Drink - Lorne Elliott
My First Drink - Faust & Lewis
Dust Up His Nose - Larry Rand
Up Your Nose - Gabriel Kaplan
Cross Town - Bob Dinozzi & The Blunders
Sweet Transvestite - Frank N Furter (Tim Curry)
Those Two Dreadful Children - Cruella de Ville
Good Old Days - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Bugs - Pearl Jam
The Bumble Bee Invaded A Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
Shall We Walk Or Take A Dog - Freddy The Flea
Boris The Spider - The Who
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement
Cockroaches On Parade - Harry Waller
The Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Big Cock-Roach - Kip Addotta
The Cockroach That Ate Tijuana - Rose & The Arrangement
#5 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
#4 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#3 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#2 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#1 Gump - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: utter nonsense