Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
IWIWAL (I Wish I Was A Lesbian) - Loudon Wainwright III
Music, Sex And Cookies - George Uetz
As Bad As This (excerpt with "Plexiglas Toilet") - Styx
Mexican Radio (edit) - Wall Of Voodoo
Taco Grande - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
Demented News With Whimsical Will [mostly repeat from 8-13-95]
Lincoln Park Pirates - Steve Goodman
Buzz The Fuzz - Biff Rose
The Long And Winding Road - Bugs & Friends (f/ Road Runner)
The Crusher - The Novas
Grandma Vs. The Crusher - Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
Gremmie Out Of Control - The Silly Surfers
Let's Make The Water Turn Black - The Mothers Of Invention
I Wanna Be A Lifeguard - Blotto
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Bulbous Bouffant (excerpt) - Radio Free Vestibule
The Hair Piece - George Carlin
Hair (excerpt) - The Cowsills
Kookie, Kookie (Lend Me Your Comb) - Edward Byrnes & Connie Stevens
My Boyfriend Got A Beatle Haircut (excerpt) - Donna Lynn
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool (excerpt) - Little Jimmy Osmond w/ The Mike Curb Congregation
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels
Back When My Hair Was Short - Gunhill Road
Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
Grooming Mr. Grimley - Joe Keefe
#5 Stinky Breath - Doctor Badbreath
#4 Gump - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: I Still Write Your Name In The Snow - Chet Atkins
#1 Amish Paradise - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: military dementia