I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak
Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope - Martin Mull
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci
Santa, Welcome To The Modern World - Pat Godwin
A Boy Named Santa - Teen Angels
I Am Santa Claus - The Hot Buttered Elves/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Hanukkah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & the Fish
I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)
Hanukkah Homeboy - Doc Mo Shé
Leroy, The Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie
Yule-Sat - The Reduced Shakespeare Company
What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?) - The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir & Chorale [Meco]
Santa And The Doodle-Li-Boop - Art Carney
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Joseph Spence
My Dream Of Christmas - Joe Martin
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges
Chainsaw Carollers - Johnny Whitecloud
It's Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am - The Bob & Tom Band [Dudley Moron]
Little Drum Machine Boy (early fade) - Beck
#5 Redneck Twelve Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
#4 Ding! Fries Are Done - Billy
#3 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler
#1 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Christmas part 2/3