Smokin' In The Boys' Room - Brownsville Station
Stinky Breath - Doctor Badbreath
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Black Denim Trousers - The Cheers
The Harley Song - Rob Paravonian
Amish Country Blues - The Electric Amish
Little Richshaw Boy - Upper Crust
Chopsticks - The LaSalles
Kill The Dog Next Door - Arrogant Worms
Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams
Dunderbeck (edit) - Tom Glazer & The Do-Re-Mi Children's Chorus
Punk Puppies - Ronald Vomit
Free As A Bird (excerpt) - The Beatles
The Window Cleaner - George Formby
Computer Salesman - The Frantics
Internet Romance - Ben Bradshaw
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams
Nocturnal Stumblebutt - Loudon Wainwright III
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke '68 - Tex Williams
Smokers' Anthem - TK & The Cee-Gar Band
Rocket Bra Revenge - Dutch Falconi & His Twisted Orchestra
Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
#5 Kill The Wabbit - Ozzy Fudd
#4 Firing The Surgeon General - The Foremen
#3 The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#2 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: Let There Be Guns - Arrogant Worms
#1 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
next week: our annual silly love songs show (your favorite demented musical valentines)