Frozen Embryos - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Vacuum Cleaner Hoses - Willio & Phillio
Inbred Locals - Poxy Boggards
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
The Smallest Thing Known To Man - Lorne Elliott
Ballerina Out Of Control - James Kochalka
Freakers' Ball - Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes w/ SuLu
You Don't Take Your Showers (excerpt) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
All My Friends Are Drug Fiends - Bobby Joe Ebola & The Children MacNuggits
Beer (early fade) - Shad-Rapp
I Wanna Drive The Zamboni - The Zambonis
Religion And Politics - Scott Beach
What, No Mickey Mouse? (edit) - Ben Bernie
Abe Snake For President - Stan Freberg
High Hopes (JFK Version) - Frank Sinatra
Disco Bob - Boca Brian
Do The Clinton - The Foremen
The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad - Barry Mitchell
#5 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
#4 Four Years Of High School Spanish - The Four Postmen
#3 The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#2 Carrot Juice Is Murder - The Arrogant Worms
EXTRA: The Date - The Dead Alewives
#1 Bulbous Bouffant - The Vestibules
next week: hunting