Jingle Bells - The Singing Dogs
Angels We Have Heard On High - The Jingle Cats
Croakin' Bells - Frog Marley
Neigh In The Manger (excerpt) - Les Blaske
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
I Want A Television Christmas (excerpt) - Mindy Carson
Grandma's Spending Christmas With The Superstars - Dr. Elmo
Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela
The Story Of Santa Claus - Sam Ulano
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
Christmas In Jail - The Bobs
A Donner Party Christmas - Lester McFwap's Carnival Of Vomit
Ding, Fries Are Done - Billy
Fifty Kilowatt Tree - The Bobs
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
Christmas In Bed - Pat Godwin
I Met Santa On The Internet - Li'l Hank
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Politically Correct Christmas - Royal Canadian Air Farce
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - The Mushroom Tab. Choir
#5 Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
#4 A Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer
#3 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
#2 Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
CLOSING: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Bill Frenzer
next week: the hottest and the coolest songs for all of 1996, the Funny 25