Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero) - Gayla Peevey
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy
Paul The Forgotten Reindeer - Snot Roquemore
Holiday Greeting #1 (1987) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Grandma (excerpt) - The Korn Kobblers
All I Want For Christmas - RuPaul
You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman - Ivor Biggun
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
Must Be Santa - The Billy Nayer Show
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Santa, That Lowdown Santa - The VooDUDES
Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci
I Met Santa On The Internet - Li'l Hank
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus! - The Arrogant Worms
I Am Santa Claus - The Hot Buttered Elves/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
There Ain't No Santa Clause - Benny Bell
Interview - The Therapy Sisters
#5 Frosty The Dopeman - Marc Zydiak
#4 Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers
#3 Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear - The Fifth Inversion/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
#2 Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Christmas part 2/3