Kill The Wabbit - Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum)
Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals - Gilda Radner
Francis, The Talking Mule (edit) - Chill Wills
Mr. Ed - Tiny Tim & The Gloomchasers
Ren & Stimpy - The Defective Kids
Butt Scootin' Doggie - Barry Martin
I Hate When That Happens - Billy Crystal (special guest Christopher Guest)
Dentist! (single version) - Steve Martin (w/ Bill Murray)
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
Celine Dion - The Arrogant Worms
I Wanna Ride On Shania's Train - Bill Frenzer
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
Bruces - Monty Python
Wet Nap - Tom Cool
Hamster Love - Big Daddy
Rippy The Gator - The Arrogant Worms
Purple People Eater Meets Witch Doctor - Big Bopper
I'll Never Work There Any More - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Stupid Day Job - Wally Pleasant
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
I Wish I Could Get Hammered - Dennis Blair
All My Favorite Drunks Have Given Up Drinkin' - Cole Slaw & The Baked Bean Band
Let's All Get Demented - Ivor Biggun
#5 I Did It All For The Wookiee - Damn Nation
#4 We Are One - Too Sick Chik
#3 Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell (Vocal: Paul Wynn)
#1 The Devil Went To Jamaica - Travis Meyer
next week: a demented salute to our armed forces