Spam - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Down With V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
The Cheese Shop - Monty Python
Ice Box Man - George Carlin
Them Lunch Toters (w/ intro) - Mason Williams
School Cafeteria (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
Demented News With Whimsical Will [compilation from 11-17-96, 1-26-97, and Thanksgiving]
Vegetables - The Beach Boys
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
Roast Chicken Faces - The Toons
Head Cheese - Psycotic Pineapple
Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Sushi Baby - Bianca Bob & Flystrip
Matzoh Balls - Slim Gaillard & His Flat Foot Floogee Boys
Them Hog Liver Likers (w/ intro) - Mason Williams
Feast Of The Mau Mau - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
Ding, Fries Are Done - Billy
Fussy Eater - George Carlin
Nuts - George Melly
I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Them Hors d'Oeuvres - Mason Williams
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Fit Or Fat (excerpt with "Fat As I Am") - Bette Midler
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
#5 Carrot Juice Is Murder (live) - The Arrogant Worms
#4 My Bologna (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Spam - Monty Python
#2 Junk Food Junkie (live in studio from show #91, 1976) - Larry Groce
#1 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: all kinds of subjects