Last Resort - Richard Cheese (Mark Jonathan Davis)
Music, Sex And Cookies (Seventh Annual American Song Festival Winners mix) - George Uetz
Livin' in the Fridge - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Martha Goes Camping - Mr. Whitekeys & The Fabulous Spamtones
Men - Martin Mull
Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay Or Dead - Kacey Jones
Troglodyte (Cave Man) - The Jimmy Castor Bunch
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Dropkick Me, Jesus - Bobby Bare
Music To Operate By - D. C. Anderson
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Oops, I Farted Again - The gang at Zthing.com
Roommate - Ben Brooks
Cows - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Everytime I See A Pig (I Think Of You) - Poison Ivy
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
Do The Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Boneheads
Don't Leave Your Records In The Sun - John Hartford
Don't Bogart Me - Fraternity Of Man
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Don't Send In The Clowns - Space Ghost
Don't Put Back The Fuse - Emo Philips
Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence - Ren & Stimpy
Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Grandma (edit) - The Korn Kobblers
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes
Do Something - Helen Kane
#5 Working Where The Sun Don't Shine - Bowser & Blue
#4 Inner Thoughts - Barry & The Bookbinders
#3 Viagra In The Waters - Camille West
#2 Monster Hash - The Toyes
#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
next week: some of the biggest musical turkeys of all time